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Rockies activate Tulowitzki from DL

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07/27/2010 - Denver, CO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Colorado Rockies activated shortstop Troy Tulowitzki from the 15-day disabled list on Tuesday.

The 25-year-old has missed the last 33 games with a fractured left wrist he sustained on June 17 when he was hit by a pitch from Minnesota's Alex Burnett.

Tulowitzki has appeared in 62 games this season and is batting .306 with nine homers and 34 runs batted in. In four rehabilitation games with Triple-A Colorado Springs and Doubla-A Tulsa, the shortstop hit a mere .182 (2-for-11) with one double, an RBI and two runs scored.

To clear a roster spot, the club designated infielder Brad Eldred for assignment. Colorado now has 10 days to trade, release or send him to the minors.

In 11 games with the big league club, Eldred, 29, hit .250 with one homer, three RBI and four runs scored.

<< Maradona finished as Argentina's coach
Buenos Aires, Argentina (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Diego Maradona's tenure as coach of Argentina ended Tuesday, when the Argentine Football Association announced his contract would not be renewed. Maradona, 49, became Argentina's manager in November

<< United ready for challenge against MLS All-Stars
Houston, TX (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Manchester United has not been very impressive in its two exhibitions against Major League Soccer opponents, but veteran Ryan Giggs believes the English club "will be up for the challenge" against the MLS All-Sta

<< D.C. United waives forward Khumalo
Washington, D.C. (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - D.C. United waived forward Thabiso Khumalo on Tuesday. Khumalo, nicknamed "Boyzzz," was originally acquired by United in 2008 and made 27 appearances in all events. Khumalo scored one goal and provide

<< Report: Bengals sign Terrell Owens
Cincinnati, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - A report on the Cincinnati Bengals' website cites a league source as saying the team has agreed to terms on a one- year contract with wide receiver Terrell Owens. The source indicated Owens is expected to

<< MLS names inactive All-Stars
New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Major League Soccer announced the final seven All-Stars on Tuesday, although the additions are inactive for Wednesday's game against Manchester United at Reliant Stadium in Houston, Texas. Goalies Jimmy Niels

Phillies' Rollins to miss several days >>
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Philadelphia Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins may miss several days while recovering from a foot injury. Rollins fouled a pitch from Colorado's Jason Hammel off his left foot early in Monday's 5-4

Philadelphia's Seger named WPS Player of Week >>
West Chester, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Philadelphia Independence midfielder Caroline Seger was named the Women's Professional Soccer Player of the Week for Week 15 on Tuesday. Seger tied the WPS record for assists in a match with thre

Pats place Welker, two others on active PUP list >>
Foxboro, MA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The New England Patriots on Tuesday placed wide receiver Wes Welker and two others on the active/physically unable to perform list. Welker, who sustained season-ending ACL and MCL injuries to his

NFL strengthens stance on concussions >>
New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The National Football League has taken another step forward in its ongoing effort to limit the effects of concussions. The New York Times first reported on and re-printed a draft of a pos

Oilers re-sign center Brule to two-year deal >>
Edmonton, AB (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Edmonton Oilers re-signed center Gilbert Brule to a two-year deal on Tuesday. Financial terms were not disclosed. "Gilbert made a big step last year in his development," said Oilers general manager

FOOTBALL TRASH TALK

NFL Football Trash Talk

Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).

Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.

Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).

Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.

Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.

The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.

What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.

Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.

But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.

In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.